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When we married, Jack treated me like a God. As time went by, the letters got reversed…

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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in India. If I’m not there, I go to work.

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Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we’ll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me

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you call me strong you call me weak but still your secrets i will keep, you took for granted all the times i never let you down. -3 Doors Down

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I have finally been diagnosed…I have a serious condition known as “Awesomeness”. Don’t worry though, it’s a very rare condition and it’s not contagious!

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Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.

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  1. Rachael Webster says:

    hahahahahahah funny stuff man funny stuff

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