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“Super” Mario should so be a kid role model: “Heyy kids don’t be racist… I’m an Italian made by the Japanese I speak English I look like a Mexican and I run like a Jamaican!”

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I got all excited when my husband said he was taking somewhere expensive tonight. 10 minutes later we were at the gas station.

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I’m not saying you’re stupid; you just have bad luck when you’re thinking.

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  1. kimberly says:

    that is so funny. that is the best one i have seen.

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You can come on Facebook & write on people’s walls here & they are fine with it … but no, if you go to their house & start writing on their walls there they totally get mad & call the cops on you! Um, can someone PLEASE come bail me out of jail?

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  1. Megan says:

    Haha these are sooo funny

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X thinks that Facebook is the compost heap for my brain.

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