Category: Status Ideas

Bitch please, my straightener is hotter then you, and it’s off..

February 9th, 2012 Kurt

Bitch please, my straightener is hotter then you, and it’s off..

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before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!

December 19th, 2011 Raynor
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thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

December 19th, 2011 Horning
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is wondering why his daughter’s diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.

December 18th, 2011 Adrienne
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says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

December 18th, 2011 Caudill
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dreams of a better world…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)

December 17th, 2011 Gonzales
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is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while

December 17th, 2011 Dearing
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used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she’s good at everything.

December 16th, 2011 Horning
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feels like getting some work done…and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.

December 16th, 2011 Adrienne
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Apparently, it seems not everyone gets my sense of humor … like the cop who pulled me over today, to whom I replied, “Look officer, the drugs & bloody gun in my glove compartment aren’t mine, & I don’t know anything about the dead body in my trunk” … who replied back, “Get your hands in the Air! Get out of the car! Get on the ground! ” Obviously he can’t take a joke. Someone please come bail me out of jail!

December 15th, 2011 Betty
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