Funny Facebook Statuses | status ideas | Clever, Hilarious, Fun, Tagging Pictures http://www.funnystatuses.com Funny status ideas for facebook, status updates, tagging pictures Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:13:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Bitch please, my straightener is hotter then you, and it’s off.. http://www.funnystatuses.com/haha/ http://www.funnystatuses.com/haha/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:12:53 +0000 Kurt http://www.funnystatuses.com/?p=1493 Bitch please, my straightener is hotter then you, and it’s off..

]]> http://www.funnystatuses.com/haha/feed/ 0 before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!! http://www.funnystatuses.com/before-you-use-the-bathroom-in-someones-house-make-sure-you-check-they-have-toilet-paper/ http://www.funnystatuses.com/before-you-use-the-bathroom-in-someones-house-make-sure-you-check-they-have-toilet-paper/#comments Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:54:13 +0000 Raynor http://www.funnystatuses.com/?p=1138 http://www.funnystatuses.com/before-you-use-the-bathroom-in-someones-house-make-sure-you-check-they-have-toilet-paper/feed/ 1 thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single” http://www.funnystatuses.com/thinks-that-if-your-relationship-status-says-its-complicated-that-you-should-stop-kidding-yourself-and-change-it-to-single/ http://www.funnystatuses.com/thinks-that-if-your-relationship-status-says-its-complicated-that-you-should-stop-kidding-yourself-and-change-it-to-single/#comments Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:53:46 +0000 Horning http://www.funnystatuses.com/?p=1136 http://www.funnystatuses.com/thinks-that-if-your-relationship-status-says-its-complicated-that-you-should-stop-kidding-yourself-and-change-it-to-single/feed/ 0 is wondering why his daughter’s diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises. http://www.funnystatuses.com/is-wondering-why-his-daughters-diaper-holds-no-where-near-the-22-37-pounds-it-promises/ http://www.funnystatuses.com/is-wondering-why-his-daughters-diaper-holds-no-where-near-the-22-37-pounds-it-promises/#comments Sun, 18 Dec 2011 14:53:15 +0000 Adrienne http://www.funnystatuses.com/?p=1134 http://www.funnystatuses.com/is-wondering-why-his-daughters-diaper-holds-no-where-near-the-22-37-pounds-it-promises/feed/ 0 says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing. http://www.funnystatuses.com/says-my-computer-just-beat-me-at-chess-but-it-was-no-match-for-me-at-kick-boxing/ http://www.funnystatuses.com/says-my-computer-just-beat-me-at-chess-but-it-was-no-match-for-me-at-kick-boxing/#comments Sun, 18 Dec 2011 12:52:49 +0000 Caudill http://www.funnystatuses.com/?p=1132 http://www.funnystatuses.com/says-my-computer-just-beat-me-at-chess-but-it-was-no-match-for-me-at-kick-boxing/feed/ 0 dreams of a better world…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0) http://www.funnystatuses.com/dreams-of-a-better-world-where-chickens-can-cross-the-road-without-having-their-motives-questioned-0-2/ http://www.funnystatuses.com/dreams-of-a-better-world-where-chickens-can-cross-the-road-without-having-their-motives-questioned-0-2/#comments Sat, 17 Dec 2011 17:52:02 +0000 Gonzales http://www.funnystatuses.com/?p=1130 http://www.funnystatuses.com/dreams-of-a-better-world-where-chickens-can-cross-the-road-without-having-their-motives-questioned-0-2/feed/ 0 is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while http://www.funnystatuses.com/is-color-blind-and-trying-to-solve-a-rubiks-cube-this-could-take-a-while/ http://www.funnystatuses.com/is-color-blind-and-trying-to-solve-a-rubiks-cube-this-could-take-a-while/#comments Sat, 17 Dec 2011 12:51:33 +0000 Dearing http://www.funnystatuses.com/?p=1128 http://www.funnystatuses.com/is-color-blind-and-trying-to-solve-a-rubiks-cube-this-could-take-a-while/feed/ 0 used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she’s good at everything. http://www.funnystatuses.com/used-to-play-sports-then-she-realized-you-can-buy-trophies-now-shes-good-at-everything/ http://www.funnystatuses.com/used-to-play-sports-then-she-realized-you-can-buy-trophies-now-shes-good-at-everything/#comments Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:51:07 +0000 Horning http://www.funnystatuses.com/?p=1126 http://www.funnystatuses.com/used-to-play-sports-then-she-realized-you-can-buy-trophies-now-shes-good-at-everything/feed/ 0 feels like getting some work done…and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes. http://www.funnystatuses.com/feels-like-getting-some-work-done-and-so-he-is-sitting-down-until-the-feeling-passes/ http://www.funnystatuses.com/feels-like-getting-some-work-done-and-so-he-is-sitting-down-until-the-feeling-passes/#comments Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:50:25 +0000 Adrienne http://www.funnystatuses.com/?p=1124 http://www.funnystatuses.com/feels-like-getting-some-work-done-and-so-he-is-sitting-down-until-the-feeling-passes/feed/ 0 Apparently, it seems not everyone gets my sense of humor … like the cop who pulled me over today, to whom I replied, “Look officer, the drugs & bloody gun in my glove compartment aren’t mine, & I don’t know anything about the dead body in my trunk” … who replied back, “Get your hands in the Air! Get out of the car! Get on the ground! ” Obviously he can’t take a joke. Someone please come bail me out of jail! http://www.funnystatuses.com/apparently-it-seems-not-everyone-gets-my-sense-of-humor-%e2%80%a6-like-the-cop-who-pulled-me-over-today-to-whom-i-replied-%e2%80%9clook-officer-the-drugs-bloody-gun-in-my-glove-compartment-aren/ http://www.funnystatuses.com/apparently-it-seems-not-everyone-gets-my-sense-of-humor-%e2%80%a6-like-the-cop-who-pulled-me-over-today-to-whom-i-replied-%e2%80%9clook-officer-the-drugs-bloody-gun-in-my-glove-compartment-aren/#comments Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:49:29 +0000 Betty http://www.funnystatuses.com/?p=1122 http://www.funnystatuses.com/apparently-it-seems-not-everyone-gets-my-sense-of-humor-%e2%80%a6-like-the-cop-who-pulled-me-over-today-to-whom-i-replied-%e2%80%9clook-officer-the-drugs-bloody-gun-in-my-glove-compartment-aren/feed/ 0