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before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!

December 19th, 2011 Raynor
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    May 12, 2012 at 02:22

    Very true, good call. http://funnyfacebooklaugh.blogspot.com/

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Ok Mario you can hit bricks with your head right? Then why do you die when you touch a turtle WTF! -.-

December 12th, 2011 Eleanor
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Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms.

December 12th, 2011 Cindy
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“Super” Mario should so be a kid role model: “Heyy kids don’t be racist… I’m an Italian made by the Japanese I speak English I look like a Mexican and I run like a Jamaican!”

December 11th, 2011 Numbers
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I got all excited when my husband said he was taking somewhere expensive tonight. 10 minutes later we were at the gas station.

December 11th, 2011 Numbers
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I wish I had Doras parents… They let that girl go everywhere!

December 10th, 2011 Betty
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wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…but suicide’s a crime.

December 10th, 2011 Bratcher
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I miss you like a retard misses the point!

December 9th, 2011 FunnyStatuses
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was thinking why the Frisbee became larger n larger when it suddenly knocked her out.

December 1st, 2011 Dearing
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is forcing her dog to learn facebook.

November 30th, 2011 Simpson
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