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before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!

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  1. Twan says:
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    Very true, good call. http://funnyfacebooklaugh.blogspot.com/

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Ok Mario you can hit bricks with your head right? Then why do you die when you touch a turtle WTF! -.-

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I wish I had Doras parents… They let that girl go everywhere!

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I miss you like a retard misses the point!

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was thinking why the Frisbee became larger n larger when it suddenly knocked her out.

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is forcing her dog to learn facebook.

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Your intelligence is my Common sense!

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I HAD A THOUGHT! No. Wait. False alarm.

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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in India. If I’m not there, I go to work.

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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.

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  1. jas0n says:

    i love this one

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