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thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

December 19th, 2011 Horning
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dreams of a better world…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)

December 17th, 2011 Gonzales
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Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn’t remind them!

November 23rd, 2011 Breckenridge
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Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn’t tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. #FML

November 23rd, 2011 Breckenridge
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happy that you finally broke up with that slut. Now I can tell you VIA facebook update that I boinked her.

October 22nd, 2011 Adrienne
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I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!

October 14th, 2011 Wilburn
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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

October 14th, 2011 White
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

September 26th, 2011 Carol
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X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

September 25th, 2011 Betty
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