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Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms.

December 12th, 2011 Cindy
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“Super” Mario should so be a kid role model: “Heyy kids don’t be racist… I’m an Italian made by the Japanese I speak English I look like a Mexican and I run like a Jamaican!”

December 11th, 2011 Numbers
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I got all excited when my husband said he was taking somewhere expensive tonight. 10 minutes later we were at the gas station.

December 11th, 2011 Numbers
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wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…but suicide’s a crime.

December 10th, 2011 Bratcher
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is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..

November 27th, 2011 Geoffrey
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People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.

October 2nd, 2011 Horning
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was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said “Parking Fine”

March 29th, 2011 FunnyStatuses

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  1. ashley says:
    April 10, 2011 at 02:45

    so fun

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