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is wondering why his daughter’s diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.

December 18th, 2011 Adrienne
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says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

December 18th, 2011 Caudill
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I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 Years

December 14th, 2011 FunnyStatuses
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When a lady had a nice time with a guy, she looks forward for the next moment and the guys looks forward for the next chick.

December 13th, 2011 Breckenridge
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A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible …No, wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that. Never mind.

December 13th, 2011 Betty
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How come Mario can smash through bricks, yet he dies when he touches a freakin turtle??

December 5th, 2011 Wenzel
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Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;

December 5th, 2011 Randal
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You don’t have to like me, I’m not a facebook status!

December 1st, 2011 Wenzel
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is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..

November 27th, 2011 Geoffrey
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No matter what your Chinese symbol tattoo says, I’m going to assume the translation is: “Please think I’m cool.

November 25th, 2011 Bailey
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