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Apparently, it seems not everyone gets my sense of humor … like the cop who pulled me over today, to whom I replied, “Look officer, the drugs & bloody gun in my glove compartment aren’t mine, & I don’t know anything about the dead body in my trunk” … who replied back, “Get your hands in the Air! Get out of the car! Get on the ground! ” Obviously he can’t take a joke. Someone please come bail me out of jail!

December 15th, 2011 Betty
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they say you should pay taxes with a smile, I tried……. but they wanted cash.

December 14th, 2011 Betty
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A LOT of folks have been asking me how I’ve managed to lose & keep off all the weight that I’ve been shedding lately. It’s what I like to call “The Obama Debt Diet” … you only eat when you can afford it !!!

December 6th, 2011 Pisani
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Don’t waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favorite tune and hum it. If you want to “i”, think of another song you like and hum that instead.

November 27th, 2011 Carol
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is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

November 26th, 2011 Abernathy
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, i told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!

November 14th, 2011 Breckenridge
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I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next”.

November 14th, 2011 Cindy
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I’m awesome!! End of story

November 4th, 2011 Cindy
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There there, its ok. not everyone can be as awesome as me XD

October 27th, 2011 Caudill
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Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret. I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.

October 7th, 2011 Raynor
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